Draft of letter from Margaret Beyond, Q.C., Managing Partner
Although your story about climbing a beanstalk and the subsequent occurrences seems somewhat odd, your production of several golden eggs in payment of your retainer has led us to accept your case. Accordingly, it is my duty to advise you of a number of problems, both civil and criminal, which you may be facing.
Since your experience is the most current, I would like your opinion as to whether the Giant was, in fact, simply a large human being or a member of some other species. If the latter, this would neatly dispose of any charges of murder and make it much simpler to ensure that, since you are under age, any other charges would be disposed of in Juvenile Court.